el_dylan

i havent updated in a while so heres my week since friday

Friday:went to Davids and like walked around...and threw up on Stefanos sidewalk
Saturday:same thing but i hung out with Hannah
Sunday:zach came over and we did nothing
Monday:left school half day and totally got my hair cut

mang im el champion of discus

k mang bye

brandon:dude i got your message "Free Bird!"
me:yeah that one
brandon:that was sweet
me:where are you
brandon:my uncles
me:hunting?
brandon:playing basketball
me:oh cool mang
brandon:hey whos this umm..becca shorac that called my phone
me:oh she wants your nuts
brandon:sweet
me:k bye
brandon:FREE BIRD


its funny cause hes a retard...and i dont have to worry about him seeing this cause his computer is made of mud and twigs

so anyways im back
i wish i had a good reason not to update anymore...but i dont so i'll make one up but it'll be true i quit cause lindsays creepy friends read this shit mang the other i'll bullshit about track or something and how it got in the way of me being gay on the internet i could alos do the "my life is full of strees woe is me" but that'd be gay so ummm fuck that cause it'd be gay and girly

i'll recap the the past 2 days (by 2 days i mean just today) we watched a gay play instead of going to school which was straight up not gangster biatch...it involved zucchini and gay people shoving it up their asshole....i mean a dude tries to get on steroids or some shit with like DDT to kill eagles or whatever and gets all vegetabilized or whatever...anyways ummm i didnt know acting meant screaming at each other from across the stage....well that was what happened umm yeah... TO BE CONTINUED

so im back...nothing much new that i would really care to write about except that i have the technique and am a total man beast at shot put

wow my life is pretty damn un-amusing nothings goin on but lindsays supposed to come home today we'll see how that turns out....thats all...if anything interesting at all happens i'll fill you in

mike and david came over after school...and thats about it other than the fact that i hate writing this...but am too cool to not have it so i mean i should have something to say after tomorrow cause...yeah or something

fuckin ay i hate updating cause its gay but apparently people read this shit...and love it

anyways i was at zachs like all fuckin weekend and we saw constantine..it was kinda gay so i'll ruin it for you......even steven guy dies gavin rossdale dies(but...hes still fuckin gwen stefani so i guess in the end he wins) chick who hes bangin lives mexican(man who embodies power of god...fuckin spic)dies umm keanu reeves stops smoking and dies...psyche! ummm there isnt enough of the black dude...named midnight(suddle rascism at its best) gabriel looks awful dykey but apparently angels are like androginous like pat...the end


oh yeah they dig jesus up and have a tea party and smoke crack and stuff and darnell johnson was there burning his lips on a crack pipe

...so some of you bitches ask me to update and i will just cause

umm lets start off teras suspended and its no fun without her "one time when i was high" stories and stuff like that

also tomorrow half day/awards assembly and i still have to go..act like i won anything anyways thats kinda gay considering those seats hurt your ass and when i dont win something its just like oh...dylan didnt win anything..."wasnt he smart in like 5th grade?" GAY

dude i quit with these meaningful posts and shit cause everytime i write one nobody seems to comment or ask about it but when i say something completely retarded or whatever people comment and shit and tell me oh,that was funny.......


FUCK YOU tehe